Neighbors Roosters....

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  1. Bushmanj85

    Bushmanj85 Well-Known Member

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    Ok, so I have this neighbor that has 3 roosters that wont shut the F up. They legitimately squawk 24/7, and according to the city i live in, they do not have any rooster laws. Its driving me and my other neighbors absolutely bat shit crazy. Then two weeks ago, the same people got 5 goats, and now these fucking goats are making noises at all times of the night. Finally....this weekend was the breaking point. The neighbors got a blue tick coon hound, and a small little ankle biter dog, and the barking and howling went on from midnight to 7am.

    Talking with the neighbors didnt do anything either. so im going to take matters into my own hands. Im buying an industrial strength sling shot that I can tie to two trees, and a shit ton of water ballons. Im going to fill those water balloons with coyote urine and send those fuckers flying over the fence at the rooster. The smell of that piss will hopefully make the rooster go fucking bonkers to the point that it will be unbearable for even the owner to have around.

    but i wanted to see if any of you had some ideas of what kind if things i could do. I have a ruger 10/22 with subsonic bullets. I used to shoot coyotes and squirrles with the bullets when i lived in kansas, and you could barley hear it. But that is also illegal, and I dont want to go to jail over killing my neighbors stupid pets. So any ideas would be greatly appreciated.
     
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    LMAO! You never should have moved from Alaska!
     
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    I tell my self that every damn day....... but there is a thing called an unhappy wife lol. I told her she gets 5 years back in washington and were going back to Juneau, or either anchorage...
     
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    It shouldn't take her 5 years with neighbors like that! :D
     
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    The city may not have rooster laws, but they probably have noise and public nuisance laws. It's good to exhaust all legal remedies before you are pushed to go with the other remedies. It will look better in court at least. Creativity can help. We had a neighbor with a bantam rooster that terrorized the local kids. Finally, I had my son take our German Shepherd for a walk (on leash and on the public street) down that way. Dog protects kid, problem solved.
     
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    Just had another thought. Treat the blue tick to some Colonel Sanders. Help him develop a taste for chicken.
     
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    haha she is already wanting to sell our house. we just bought in in february too!
     
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    thats a great idea!
     
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    That is a good idea :). Depending how close you are to the dogs a hand held air horn works very well at stopping them barking.
     

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